Meet the Nippleman.

The other night at dinner, Wyatt was eating topless and discovered is nipples. “What are these called Mommy?” “Nipples honey.” “Do you have nipples mommy?” “Yes.” “Can you show me yours?” “Well, honey it isn’t really a good idea for women to show their nipples at the dinner table.” “Who is at the door? (the wind was knocking the door open)” “It’s the Nippleman.” “The Nippleman. He has 5 nipples and he has nipples on his eyes. He’s at the door again. Mommy are you going to let the Nippleman in?” Reading this, Jeff wishes his hours at work ended sooner so that we had less impact on their development.